she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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