in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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