I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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