nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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