There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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