Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I hate all girls vehemently.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
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I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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