He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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