You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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