I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Come on in and take your pants off
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