So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
