who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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