Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
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Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital