are you still at the devil's house?
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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