I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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