Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Having a random hookup so left but love u
and you said cock pushups were impossible
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
he had hair everywhere except his balls
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
