Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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