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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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