I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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