Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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