She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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