quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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