This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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