I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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