he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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