Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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