This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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