I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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