Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The air was thick with penises
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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