if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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