We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
People with herpes should wear stickers.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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