You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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