do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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