question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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