just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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