Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Couch. On fire.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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