Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
