yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
where are my eyebrows?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
