drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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