she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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