So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
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i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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