omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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