I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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