Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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