If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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