I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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