when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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