I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
