have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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