OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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