Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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