So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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