I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I want to fling myself into the sun
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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