do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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