went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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