"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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