I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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