You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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